(236 quotes found)
“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
Mae West
“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
“The seasons alter: hoary-headed frostsFall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose.”
William Shakespeare
“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk”
Bill Nye
“She's been on more laps than a napkin”
Walter Winchell
“There is a lull to the very air of the place, the creaking of the tall teak forests, the lapping of the canals, the gentle swaying of the little kingfishers who sit like neat blue idols on almost every telegraph wire.”
James Morris
“They'll take suggestion as a cat laps milk.”
“I was never a child who was sitting on his lap.”
Josef Stalin
“It was probably between my legs. I don't think it was in my lap. I never had it.”
Martin Brodeur
