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“There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.”
Niels Bohr
“If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?”
Tiger Woods
“Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.”
Jack Handy
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
“To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.”
Frank Tyger
“There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.”
Dorothy Dix
“The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.”
W. C. Fields
“One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.”
D.H. Lawrence
“Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?”
Dan Castellaneta
“The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.”
Oliver Goldsmith