(699 quotes found)
“Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?”
Dan Castellaneta
“I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.”
Red Skelton
“After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.”
Matthew Perry
“They are laughing at me, not with me”
Nancy Cartwright
“There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.”
Dorothy Dix
“It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.”
Will Durst
“The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.”
Oliver Goldsmith
“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can”
Elsa Maxwell
“One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.”
D.H. Lawrence
“She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.”
Benjamin Franklin