(697 quotes found)
“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky”
Buddha
“My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.”
Maya Angelou
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.”
Frank Tyger
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
Stephen Wright
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
Will Rogers
“I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.”
“Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.”
William Saroyan
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed”
Chamfort
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
