(390 quotes found)
“Flowers are the earth laughing.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down on the doctor's bills like everything.”
Mark Twain
“The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh”
“The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a laugh was money in a man's pocket because it cut down the doctor's bills like anything”
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“We are a blessed people and, with God s guidance, our smiles might even become laughter in the not too distant future.”
John Agyekum Kufuor
“His laughter ran from the tip of his toes through his entire body.”
Joe Garagiola
“There is much money given to be laught at, though the purchasers don't know it; witness A's fine horse, and B's fine house”
Benjamin Franklin
“She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.”
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not food for laughter,they are the entire banquet.”
