(211 quotes found)
“Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day.”
Lord Chesterfield
“I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.”
Cher
“No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today”
“Winter comes fast on the lazy”
Irish Sayings
“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
Charlie McCarthy
“You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.”
Dagwood Bumstead
“Laziness erodes a person of his enthusiasm and energy. As a result the person loses all opportunities and finally becomes dejected and frustrated. The worst thing is that he stops believing in himself.”
Sam Veda
“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.”
“Laziness is the mother of efficiency”
Marian Propp
