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“Do not keep company with a fool for as we can see he is a two-legged beast. Like an unseen thorn he pierces the heart with his sharp words.”
Chanakya
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
George Orwell
“Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly.”
Mao Tse-Tung
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
Anna Kournikova
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Henry Youngman
“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for its size. They were not all fore legs several of them were hind legs; indeed almost a majority of them were.”
Mark Twain
“What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”
Nancy Cartwright
“Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up.”
David Weinbaum
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