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“One wants to mutter deeply that apart from having two good legs I also have two good degrees and it is just possible that I do know what I'm talking about”
Edwina Currie
“If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled-up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence. You will find yourself surprised how far off course you were to hit that window jamb, that door, that chair. Get back on course and do it again. How can you pilot a spacecraft if you can't find your way around your own apartment?”
William S. Burroughs
“But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs and arms and heads chopped off in a battle shall join together at the latter day, and cry all, 'We died at such a place' - some swearing, some crying f”
William Shakespeare
“I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.”
Pete Rose
“Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?”
“How many legs does a dog have, if you call his tail a leg? The answer is four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“As I was sitting in my chair, I knew the bottom wasn't there, Nor legs nor back, but I just sat, Ignoring little things like that.”
Hughes Mearns
“When he hit me, I didn't really feel the stick more than my legs going down under me. You've got to be careful with your stick, bottom line. Accident or not, he's responsible for his stick.”
Martin Brodeur
“Join in -- give the English pains in their legs on June 17 against Switzerland,”
David Beckham
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