(822 quotes found)
“Do not keep company with a fool for as we can see he is a two-legged beast. Like an unseen thorn he pierces the heart with his sharp words.”
Chanakya
“Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.”
Marlene Dietrich
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
George Orwell
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
Henry Youngman
“What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”
Nancy Cartwright
“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for its size. They were not all fore legs several of them were hind legs; indeed almost a majority of them were.”
Mark Twain
“Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly.”
Mao Tse-Tung
“Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up.”
David Weinbaum
