(43 quotes found)
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Jack Handy
“He who walks with the lame learns how to limp.”
Latin Proverb
“Report of fashions in proud Italy Whose manners still our tardy-apish nation Limps after in base imitation”
William Shakespeare
“The carp was dead, killed, assassinated, murdered in the first, second and third degree. Limp, I fell into a chair, with my hands still unwashed reached for a cigarette, lighted it and waited for the police to come and take me into custody.”
Alice B. Toklas
“No man limps because another is hurt”
Danish Proverb
“Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!”
Henny Youngman
“St Agnes' Eve - Ah, bitter chill it was! / The owl, for all his feathers, was a-cold; / The hare limped trembling through the frozen grass, / And silent was the flock in woolly fold.”
John Keats
“It had been aggravating me to the point where I was limping around. They didn't want me to have any limitations out there.”
Zach Duke
“As a group we're kind of limping in there, so despite being one point away it's still a frustrating night. We came here to get two points, and we didn't.”
Chris Drury
“We may have limped onto Broadway as the underdogs, but underdogs bite back occasionally.”
Bernie Taupin
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