(42 quotes found)
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
W. C. Fields
“Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other.”
Tennessee Williams
“Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.”
Will Rogers
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
Ogden Nash
“Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”
Chris Rock
“I have seen purer liquors, better segars, finer tobacco, truer guns and pistols, larger dirks and bowie knives, and prettier courtesans here in San Francisco than in any other place I have ever visited; and it is my unbiased opinion that California can and does furnish the best bad things that are available in America.”
Hinton Helper
“What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by government determined to suppress political opposition under the guise of sedition”
Learned Hand
“They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.”
Bud Abbott
“He is attempting to sell the liquor license to the bar,”
Madonna
“Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker”