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“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.”
Jack Handy
“You log on and you're in a waiting room, and you wait your turn because it can only see one patient at a time. Then you sign up for a session and if it's not occupied you get tossed right in. There's a monitor where the robot, who is in another location, is reacting to everything you say. Then you type in your questions and it responds, and you go on in this dialogue for five minutes.”
Andrianne Wortzel
