(18 quotes found)
“Do you know how great it feels to excrete? Gifts like this enhance your spirituality.”
Yosola Olaleye
“Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare”
George Bernard Shaw
“What can we do with the western coast, a coast of 3,000 miles, rockbound cheerless, uninviting, and not a harbor on it? What use have we for such a country? I will never vote one cent from the public treasury to place the Pacific Ocean one inch neare”
Daniel Webster
“With every passing hour, our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.”
Ray Floyd
“I'm getting a wrinkle above my eyebrow because I just can't stop lifting it, and I love that you know.”
Angelina Jolie
“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans”
John Lennon
“If you are scared you son might be gay, build a big baking soda and vinegar volcano. When you mix the two, pay very careful attention. If your son is sucking dick while this happens, then he is gay.”
Jonny Boi
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
Robert Orben
“I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.”
Joss Whedon
“Because you should always do something on a spaceship if you can…”
