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“When it comes to the weather, as bad as you've seen it, it can always get worse.”
George Marek
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
Bob Hope
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“We walk into Joshua’s room. We don’t do it very often; it’s a very discouraging thing. A few weeks ago, I’m walking down the hall and coming out of his room came two roaches; both of them had suitcases in their hands. And I passed them in the hall and asked them ‘Where you guys goin’?’ They looked at each other and said ‘We can’t live this way anymore.'”
Denis McBride
“The first rule of bartending is "I don't know.".”
Christopher R. Wenz
“And when you rub the ball on rump or belly,Remember what it looks like on the telly.”
A. P. Herbert
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