(23 quotes found)
“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
Jack Handy
“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
Jerry Seinfeld
“If the Mafia exists in Montreal, it's probably like the Knights of Columbus.”
Armand Courville
“A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.”
Russell Baker
“They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.”
Franco Diligenti
“We're taking the mafia approach with our Made in Asia for Asia products.”
Joergen Jakobsen
“For 30 years (the late) Johnny Warren talked about an English 'mafia' in Australian coaching,”
Craig Foster
“Three 6 Mafia was in the house, baby. That was beautiful. To me, it was one of the most genuine moments of happiness. ... There's was the most felt.”
Jamie Foxx
“Studies on interest rates charged by the Mafia in New York City in the 1960s found an average rate of 250 percent. So, payday lenders in Utah charge more than twice as much as the Mafia loan syndicates. It shows it has gotten out of hand.”
Christopher Peterson
“It's a little like the Mafia. A friend of mine is a friend of yours.”
Jared Paul Stern
