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“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
“I take it out in the open and laugh at it.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.”
“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
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