(1548 quotes found)
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.”
Benjamin Franklin
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman
“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding”
Oscar Wilde
“The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”
“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.”
Barnett Brickner
“The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.”
Aristotle
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love”
French Proverb
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
Marie Corelli
“The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”
Bill Cosby
