(1547 quotes found)
“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
Judith Viorst
“It seemed to me that the desire to get married - which, I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again”
Nora Ephron
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
Marie Corelli
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
Erma Bombeck
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.”
James Graham
“There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.”
C.S. Lewis
“Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life”
Aphra Behn
“The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”
Bill Cosby
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
James Thurber
