(1279 quotes found)
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
Helen Rowland
“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding”
Oscar Wilde
“I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.”
Mahatma Gandhi
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does”
Groucho Marx
“It is the marriage of the soul with Nature that makes the intellect fruitful, and gives birth to imagination.”
Henry David Thoreau
“My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked”
Winston Churchill
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly”
Voltaire
“They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!”
Lea DeLaria