(1278 quotes found)
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Groucho Marx
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times”
Billy Graham
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does”
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.”
Mahatma Gandhi
“The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”
“When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.”