(1548 quotes found)
“Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.”
James Graham
“It seemed to me that the desire to get married - which, I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again”
Nora Ephron
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life”
Aphra Behn
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
James Thurber
“When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.”
Oscar Wilde
“All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love”
Ann Landers
“Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.”
William Glasser
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
Erma Bombeck
