(394 quotes found)
“So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so much together, Divided by the morning tea, By the evening paper, By children and tradesmen's bills”
Louis MacNeice
“Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married -- the other half because they're not.”
Arnold H. Glasgow
“My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.”
Mal Pancoast
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl”
Stephen Leacock
“I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.”
Upton Sinclair
“I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.”
Martha Stewart
“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”
Charles Bukowski
“It was so cold I almost got married”
Shelly Winters
“They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that”
Jennifer Lopez
“If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.”
Angela Carter
