(492 quotes found)
“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it”
Dave Barry
“There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man.”
Christopher Lehmann-Haupt
“The least costly treatment for any illness is lethal medication.”
Walter Dellinger
“[They are] social pariahs, irrationally ostracized by their communities because of medically baseless fears of contagion.”
Stewart Oneglia
“Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.”
Craig Kilborn
“Health coverage for regular citizens isn't mandated by the Constitution, but we're obligated to provide adequate medical care for prisoners, whatever the cost.”
Jim Riley
“My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.”
Natalie Portman
“We might die from medication but we sure killed all the pain”
Conor Oberst
“The poor not only are paying much more of their incomes to get the same medical services as the middle and richer classes, but they are also discouraged from seeking basic medical care because they can't afford it.”
Daniel Kaufmann
“I haven't found that term in a medical book yet. It's human tissue. It's his. No kidding.”
Joseph Tacopina
