(1328 quotes found)
“I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat”
Will Rogers
“I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member”
Groucho Marx
“The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.”
Margaret Sanger
“The members took turns lighting sparklers and signing their John Hancocks to the Declaration, with one prankster even going so far as to actually write John Hancock.”
Dave Barry
“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
William Shatner
“The most exclusive clubs only have a couple members and they're very hard to find.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.”
Warner LeRoy
“The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.”
Calvin Trillin
“To a member of the audience who was heckling - 'Don't tell me how to do my job, do I go to your job and tell you how to sweep up”
Billy Connelly
“National leaders who find themselves wilting under the withering criticisms by members of the media, would do well not to take such criticism personally but to regard the media as their allies in keeping the government clean and honest, its services”
Corazon Aquino
