(7 quotes found)
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.”
Margaret Thatcher
