(370 quotes found)
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
Oscar Wilde
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.”
Alexander Pope
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
“If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.”
Margaret Thatcher
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”
Brendan Francis