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“Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?”
Lynn Hecht Schafren
“A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Mae West
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.”
Abraham Lincoln
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.”
Oscar Wilde
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Force always attracts men of low morality.”
Albert Einstein
