(497 quotes found)
“Life isn't like a book. Life isn't logical or sensible or orderly. Life is a mess most of the time. And theology must be lived in the midst of that mess.”
Charles Caleb Colton
“I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.”
Chris Rock
“Status quo, you know, that is Latin for ''the mess we're in.''”
Ronald Reagan
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"”
Will Rogers
“Japanese horror is different. It messes with your head.”
Sarah Michelle Gellar
“The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires. [Carrie]”
Sex and the City
“Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess of it. We're chipping away at their control, taking the parts we want. Some women think it's a difficult task, but it's not.”
Cher
“If you're asking whether I intentionally mess up my hair, no, I don't. And certain things, like my freckles, they're just there. I don't do anything consciously. I suppose I could get contact lenses. I suppose I could comb my hair more often.”
Bill Gates
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
Mitch Hedberg
“It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.”
Billy Joel
