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“No sooner met but they looked; no sooner looked but they loved; no sooner loved but they sighed; no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy”
William Shakespeare
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
W. C. Fields
“A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.”
Will Rogers
“I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Mr. Meant-to has a friend, his name is Didn't-Do. Have you met them? They live together in a house called Never-Win. And I am told that it is haunted by the Ghost of Might-have-Been.”
Marva Collins
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
Walt Kelly
“It seems surreal that we're going to play concerts again, because I haven't met anyone who likes us for two years.”
Chris Martin
“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.”
Clifton Fadiman
“I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.”
Christopher Morley
