(13 quotes found)
“I have a phobia of anything that doesn't die in the microwave after five seconds.”
Shannon Hoon
“I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.”
Steven Wright
“Kids are very comfortable with technology and these toys reflect that. When the microwave and car talk to you it's perfectly reasonable that toys do. But it comes down to whether it's fun. All the chips in the world won't make a bad toy good.”
Chris Byrne
“If all you do is pop a frozen meal into the microwave -- even one designed for one of today's popular diets -- you lose out on the healthy variety of fruits and vegetables that are necessary for a balanced diet.”
Dr. Elizabeth Pivonka
“It's just three minutes in the microwave, it's hand held, it works with a busy lifestyle,”
Scott Adams
“They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.”
Shaquille O'Neal
“They were very popular through most of the '70s and part of the '80s. But when microwave ovens came along, people lost interest in baking and traditional cooking methods.”
David Dahlquist
“Why would anyone want to do online banking on their microwave?”
Bill Wright
“Before, it was bunk beds and a microwave. Now it is sofas and other things we are doing on them, and we have made them a lot bigger and made the bedrooms private.”
Ray Williams
“We all have televisions. They are relatively inexpensive. We all have microwave ovens. Why do we need to go out?”
Norman Chad
