(1479 quotes found)
“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.”
William Feather
“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”
Bob Hope
“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.”
Lillian Carter
“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.”
Doris Day
“Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.”
Don Marquis
“Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.”
Francis Bacon Sr.
“In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.”
Dante Alighieri
“It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”
Tommy Cooper
“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.”
Bill Vaughn
“It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator”
Cyril Connolly
