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“You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!"”
Cynthia Heimel
“The problem is, I don't think I've got too much to offer at the minute. I'm busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it's like, you've got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.”
Robbie Williams
“I had a team where nobody could run it in six minutes and we won the NIT [National Invitation Tournament of New York].”
Abe Lemons
“Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things.”
Stevie Wonder
“The minute I think I'm getting mellow, I'm retiring. Who ever heard of a mellow winner?”
Woody Hayes
“We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.”
Jon Stewart
“I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.”
Richard Pryor
“Newcastle's offer came at the last minute when the Primera Liga had already started,”
Fernando Torres
“American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off”
Will Rogers
“He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.”
Henry Fielding