(475 quotes found)
“Tear my heart out, slow roast me over a fire, pull off my eyebrows strand by strand, push pins though my fingernails….do anything to me, anything but a monday.”
Prabhudoss Samuel
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
Dan Salomon
“A Monday morning quarterback”
American Proverb
“Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.”
Edna Ferber
“God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.”
William Bragg Sr.
“He's a gent from Monday to Friday... then on Saturday, out comes the beast.”
Paul Ince
“Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.”
Tony Palmer
“My God, ... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?”
Wade Boggs
“If I come bumper to bumper with you on Monday, I'm going to punch your headlights out.”
Philip Green
“I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.”
Nelson Algren
