(125 quotes found)
“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
Winston Churchill
“If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?”
Stephen Wright
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
Jack Handy
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
Jon Stewart
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"”
Robin Williams
“An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men”
Charles Darwin
“Kill a chicken before a monkey.”
Chinese Proverbs
“We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
Robert Wilensky
“I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections”
William Congreve
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
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