(129 quotes found)
“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
Winston Churchill
“If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?”
Stephen Wright
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
Jack Handy
“An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men”
Charles Darwin
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"”
Robin Williams
“We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
Robert Wilensky
“Kill a chicken before a monkey.”
Chinese Proverbs
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
Jon Stewart
“One monkey don't stop no show!”
African-American Proverb
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
