(1968 quotes found)
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.”
Emo Philips
“I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.”
Madonna
“Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.”
Douglas Adams
“If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas.”
Ricky Williams
“That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“The present in New York is so powerful that the past is lost.”
John Jay Chapman
“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”
Jay Leno
“Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.”
Ambrose Bierce
“If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.”
Peter Shaffer
