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“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?”
Dame Edith Evans
“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.”
Will Rogers
“How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
Douglas Adams
“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.”
Tom Cruise
