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“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
Clifton Fadiman
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets”
Voltaire
“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
George W. Bush
“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
Dave Barry
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Woody Allen
“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”
Will Rogers
“The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers”
Bill Gates
“And what is the greatest number? Number one.”
David Hume
“Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.”
Gregg Easterbrook
“There is not to be found, in all history, any miracle attested by a sufficient number of men, of such unquestioned good sense, education and learning, as to secure us against all delusion in themselves”
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