(4790 quotes found)
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
Clifton Fadiman
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets”
Voltaire
“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
Dave Barry
“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
George W. Bush
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Woody Allen
“The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers”
Bill Gates
“Operator! Give me the number for 911”
Dan Castellaneta
“Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it's all small stuff.”
Robert Eliot
“And what is the greatest number? Number one.”
David Hume
“A narrative is like a room on whose walls a number of false doors have been painted; while within the narrative, we have many apparent choices of exit, but when the author leads us to one particular door, we know it is the right one because it opens.”
John Updike