(150 quotes found)
“I think everybody's nuts.”
Johnny Depp
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
Dan Castellaneta
“The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.”
Dave Barry
“What I absolutely can't do is just sit around, that drives me crazy. I go nuts! I'm far too nervous, too high strung to sit around. It's not my thing; I can't deal with it!”
Jonathan Davis
“If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart?....”
Elijah Wood
“I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.”
Red Skelton
“A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.”
Dean Koontz
“Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.”
Charles H. Spurgeon
“Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.”
Homer Simpson
“You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob,And a ring-and-thimble cake.”
Carolyn Wells
