(35 quotes found)
“Think off-center.”
George Carlin
“He would go to Halifax for half a chance to show off and he would go to hell for a whole one”
Mark Twain
“Girl on Bus: Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.”
Girl on Bus
“Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.”
Will Smith
“He who feels pain when paying off debts is not fit to leverage on debts as an investment strategy”
Zeng Han Jun
“I can walk off anything”
Eric Payne
“Love is like a faucet (it turns off and on).”
Billie Holiday
“Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?”
Matthew Broderick
“You turn me on, and then you turn me off the most.”
Shanny
