(35 quotes found)
“People won't stop dying because I want time off”
Robbie John Frix
“If someone greets you in an unusually posh way, they are probably telling you to f*** off.”
Christopher Febvre
“Man who open door for girlfriend reveal one thing...either car is new or girlfriend is”
Confucius
“If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.”
Jennifer Aniston
“I got my first pilot lessons for my 16th birthday, ... I was scared the first time I tried it, but I fell in love with it and have been flying off and on ever since.”
Eric Hoffman
