(208 quotes found)
“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”
Jo Godwin
“You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can easily offend one in an hour.”
Chinese Proverbs
“If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed”
Benjamin Franklin
“Time is the justice that examines all offenders.”
William Shakespeare
“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Dave Barry
“Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.”
Jack Handy
“My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard”
David Allen
“AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I'll not willingly offend, Nor be easily offended; What's amiss I'll strive to mend, And endure what can't be mended”
Isaac Watts
