(3523 quotes found)
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong”
Mark Twain
“Out started six officers, seized my bridle, put their pistols to my breast, ordered me to dismount, which I did. One of them, who appeared to have the command there, and much of a gentleman, asked me where I came from; I told him. He asked what time I left . I told him, he seemed surprised, said ''Sir, may I crave your name?'' I answered ''My name is Revere.”
Paul Revere
“I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there”
Maureen Reagan
“He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.”
Dorothy Parker
“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.”
“Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.”
Isaac Asimov
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
Aesop
“You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.”
Joe Moore
“Every man who takes office in Washington either grows or swells, and when I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is growing or swelling.”
Woodrow T. Wilson
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