(3537 quotes found)
“Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.”
George Clooney
“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more”
Jeff Foxworthy
“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.”
Mark Twain
“In the discharge of the duties of this office, there is one rule of action more important than all others. It consists in never doing anything that someone else can do for you."”
Calvin Coolidge
“It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.”
Shirley MacLaine
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Scott Adams
“I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.”
E. B. White
“There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“A professional politician is a professionally dishonourable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“What is inherently wrong with the word 'politician' if the fellow has devoted his life to holding public office and trying to do something for his people?”
Richard J. Daley
