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“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.”
Jack Handy
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
“It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.”
Will Durst
“It was really just whatever - good times, bad times, it didn't matter. There was no ceremony. It wasn't like 'Okay, this just happened, I have to go hack a piece of my flesh off.'”
Johnny Depp
“[the whale groans] Dory: Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".”
Finding Nemo
“I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?”
Denis Leary
“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?”
Dennis Miller
“I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay”
Dave Matthews Band
“It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.”
Billy Joel
“Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal”
Nancy Cartwright
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