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“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
Dan Castellaneta
“Wile I never formerly studied physics, it is with some regret that I was able to confirm dispositively and conclusivley Sir Isaac Newton's observations on gravity with my own proofs in this morning's mirror.”
kristan peters
“We're very proud of what's taking place in Old Town. We've seen a big increase in traffic there with all the new shops.”
Aaron Adams
“Mithridates, he died old.”
A. E. Housman