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“Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!”
“The Leo Lion Attacks the Aries Ram and eats her.. And she likes it ,, yum”
“After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
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