(539 quotes found)
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
Ellen Perry Berkeley
“I will instruct my sorrows to be proud For grief is proud an't makes his owner stoop”
William Shakespeare
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Kin Hubbard
“Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!”
Dave Barry
“A weapon is an enemy even to its owner”
Turkish Proverb
“The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.”
Jim McMahon
“Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.”
Stephen Baker
“If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.”
Casey Stengel
“There's only so much we can do as owners to market this game. I was willing to do it because I believed in the product. I don't mind being the face of it, but it's time that the sport stands on its own merits.”
Jon Bon Jovi
