(113 quotes found)
“I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you. The difference is, once I get my pants on I make sales! Coffee is for closers!”
Kelly Haapala
“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants”
Jack Handy
“What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond-buckled shoe.”
Aileen Mehle
