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“Parents must get across the idea that "I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior."”
Amy Vanderbilt
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
Woody Allen
“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”
Bill Cosby
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
Yogi Berra
“I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.”
Dan Quayle
“First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life”
Chuck Palahniuk
“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.”
Henry Rollins
“To understand your parents' love bear your own children”
Chinese Proverbs
“Distrust and caution are the parents of security.”
Benjamin Franklin
