(3815 quotes found)
“Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder.”
Dan Rather
“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.”
Dr. Seuss
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]”
Sex and the City
“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven”
Charles Williams
“A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.”
Henry Ward Beecher
“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat”
Will Rogers
“October gave a party; The leaves by hundreds came - The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, And leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a carpet, And everything was grand, Miss Weather led the dancing, Professor Wind the band.”
George Cooper
